Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2
his wife
.
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath
kamre me so
...
rahi hai.
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main
hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming
pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to
swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.. :O :-D