A woman and her little boy were
walking
through a park in New York and
they pass two
squirrels having sex. The little boy
asks his
mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are
they
doing?" The lady responded,
"They're making a
sandwich." Then they pass two
dogs having sex
and the little boy again asks what
they were
doing. His mother again replied
they were
making asandwich. A couple of
days later the
little boy walks in on his mother
and father
and said "Mommy, Daddy, you
must be making
a sandwich because, Mommy has
mayonnaise
all over her mouth!!!"