Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai
Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta
Ke Beech Behas
Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna
Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon
ParAkela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise
Bachaye.. 
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi
Kanjoosi Hui,
Meri Sun, Maine Apni
Biwi Ko Apne
Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya
Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye...