Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla. 

Ek aadmi ne kaha, 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga. 

Authorities ne puchha kaise?? 

Woh bola: 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke. 

Pappu bola: 90 lakh mein bana dunga!! 

Authorities ne pucha: Itna mahenga kyun?? 

Pappu bola : 30 lakh mere, 30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole: Aur bridge kaun banayega?? 

Pappu: Bridge us 30 lakh wale se banwayege

Pappu got the tender...!!!