whatsapp joke non veg in english


बाप- बेटा, तूने ITI के 2 सालों में सबसे मुश्किल
काम कौन सा सीखा?*
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बेटा- बस की छत पर बैठकर तेज हवाओं में एक
तीली से 3 सिगरेट जलाना..!

दे चप्पल दे चप्पल.....😋
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Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.

Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???
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लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...?

लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है...





लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है....
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हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का...
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रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...
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