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 A class 5 teacher asked her students
to make rhymes with their names;
Sam:
My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Russia and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can
Candy:
My name is Candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can
Dan:
My name is Dan.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Russia and Japan
I m gonna help Candy with her plan
I know I can, I know I can, I know I
can.😂😁😂😁









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Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me
Us k uper Brezzar aa gira.
.
.
.
Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam
koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum
per phenk raha he😂😁😂😁

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Girl: Dad, what's better? to pass or
to fail? 
Dad: To pass obviously
 Girl:
OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF
ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY
TEST!😂😁😂😁