Non veg dirty Jokes


 Court me Pappu talak ke liye
gaya .............
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. Pappu judge se bola :- Sir , I am not happy with my wife .....
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To Patni Boli :- Kamine , sara
mohalla khush hai bus
tere hi nakhre hai .........😂😁😂😁




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While performing AARTI in mandir... 
Suddenly Alia bhatt walked out & went home...
Asked parents , 'who r my real mother & father? 
Do they live in pandharpur?
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Papa- what happn? Who told u?
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Alia- while aarti in mandir... they were loudly speaking again n again...
" Alia gelia haathi dhadi nirop... 
Pandharpuri ahe maza maee baap"😂😁😂😁
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Ek ladke ko police ne pakda.
Police-License hai?
Ladka-No.
Police-Paise hai?
Ladka-No.
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Police ne ladke ke underwear me
haath daala aur do baal khich liye.
Ladka(ansu nikalte hue)-Aisa kyun
kiya?
Police-Taake tum yeh na keh sako
ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar
mera "jhaata" bhi nahi ukhad
saka...😂😁😂😁