Raja Rani non veg jokes in Hindi 2018

Ek Raja Apne Ghode Pe Shikaar Par Gaya, Ussne Waha Ek Hirni Dekhi.

Hirni Ka Naam Teri Tha, Ussne Teri Pe Goli Mari.

Teri Tadapne Lagi, Raja Usske Pass Gaya.

Lekin Teri Ghode Ke Pero Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi?

Abb Sawal Yeh Hai Ki Teri Kisne Mari Raja Ne Ya Ghode Ne.

Jawab Dena Jaruri Hai Agar Koi Jawab Na Diya To Dono Ne Teri Mari.😂😁😀😁😂

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Ek Dukh Bhari Kahani Aapke Sath Share Kar Raha Hun, Dhayan Se Padna

Do Bahne Thhi

Badi Ke Pati Ka Lund Chhota Tha, Aur Chhoti Ke Pati Ka Bada,

Chhoti Behan Tadap-Tadap Ke Marr Gayi, Aur Badi Taras-Taras Ke.
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Ek Aadmi Roj Vaishyalay Mein Jata Tha Aur Wahan Ki Sabhi Randiyo Ko Chod Chuka Tha.

Uska Beta Bhi Usi Ke Upar Gaya Tha, Jab Wo Bada Hua To Wo Bhi Roj Vaishyalay Mein Jane Laga.

Uske Baap Ko Usper Shak Ho Gaya, Usne Ladke Se Gusse Mein Kaha.

Baap: “Jab Tu Raat Ko Ghar Mein Aata Hai To Mujhe Apni Ungli Sunghaya Kar”

Ladka Bola: “Theek Hai, Papa”

Dusre Din Ladka Raat Ko Aaya

Baap Ne Kaha: “Ungli Sungha”

Ladke Ne Ungli Sunghai.

Baap Ne Kaha: “Aaj Tu ‘Sunita‘ Ke Paas Gaya Tha Na?”

Ladka Hairan Hokar Bola: “Haan”

Teesre Din Phir Ladke Ne Ungli Sunghai.

Baap Ne Kaha: “Aaj Tu ‘Kavita‘ Ke Pass Gaya Tha Na?”

Ladke Ne Kaha: “Haan”

Chouthe Din Phir Ladke Ne Ungli Sunghai.

Baap Ne Kaha: “Aaj Tu ‘Reshma‘ Ke Paas Gaya Tha Na?”

Ladke Ne Kaha: “Haan”

Ladka Pareshan Ho Gaya. Vo Samajh Gaya Ki Mera Baap Purana Khiladi Hai.

Ladke Ne Agle Din Apne Baap Ko Sabak Sikhane Ki Sochi Aur Ek Bhains Ki Choot Mein Ungli Daal Di.

Raat Ko Ghar Gaya To Baap Ne Kaha: “Mujhe Apni Ungli Sungha”

Ladke Ne Jaise Hi Ungli Sunghai, Baap Ne Jor Se Ladki Ki Maa Ko Awaaj Lagai.

Baap: “Arri Sunti Ho, Jara Mera Naya Kurta Lana, Bazaar Mein Koi Nayi Chiz Aayi Hai, Souda Kar Ke Aata Hoon“
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