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shahrukh – Aatm hatya kitne prakar ki hoti hai ?

salman – Aatm hatya do trah ki hoti hai —

Pahali (Tej aur Asan)

Gale me Rassi daalo aur Pankhe se latak jao.

Dusri (Dhimi aur Dardnak)

Gale me varmala daalo aur zindagi bhar latke rho.

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shahrukh – Boobs kitne prakar ke hote hain ?

salman – Tin prakar ke.

shahrukh – Kaise ?

salman – 20 saal ki umar me khburje jaise hote hain, tight aur gol.

30 – 50 ki umar me aam jaise hote hain, acche lekin latke huye.

50 ke bad pyaj jaise hote hain, Unhe dekhte hi rona aa jata hain.

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shahrukh ek call girl ke sath sex kar rha tha.

Sex karte time achanak call girl ko hichki aa gyi.

shahrukh – Kya huya baby ?

Mera panis andar tej lga kya ?

Call girl – Abe gadhe jaldi jaldi kar,



Bahar khade log yaad kar rhe hai. ,😁😂

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