Father: If this time you failed in the exam, then

Don't call me papa.

After the exam,

Father: How is Your Result?

flax: don't curd the brain

You have lost your right to be called Babulal Baap.

 





Husband: Allah has given you 2 eyes,

Can't remove stone from rice?

Wife: Allah has given you 32 teeth.

Can't chew 2-4 stones?






The doctor asked the man,

Do you and your wife have the same blood?

the man said,

Why not? Sure it will! fifty

The one who has been drinking my own blood since years.