Angry wife on being slapped

To Husband said:

"Man kills the one he loves."

Wife gave 2 slaps to husband and

Said "What do you think I do not love you"

 

Wife: Please don't ride the bike fast.

I am scared.

Sardar: If you are also scared,

So close your eyes like me.

 

Wife: Doctor sir..

My husband has a habit of murmuring at night.

Tell me any solution?

Doctor: You can see them in the day

Give me a chance to speak..